🔥 Yeah, this site’s not done yet — mostly 'cause Thane keeps yelling at the code like it owes him money, and Gabriel got lost in a three-hour debate with our merch printer about glow-in-the-dark fur.

We’ll finish it soon. Probably. Maybe. Look, when it *does* go live, it’s gonna slap harder than a bass drop in a thunderstorm, so hang tight.

In the meantime, go touch some grass or howl at the moon — we won’t judge.